Yeah, you read that right.
Apparently that is what Kevin Garnett said to Carmelo Anthony last night on the court at MSG, according to Black Sports Online. The two players had a heated exchange during the fourth quarter that spilled not only out to the Celtics locker room but the bus as well.
I mean, where did the Honey Nut Cheerios come from? When comparing the taste of a woman to food, I'm pretty sure KG could have come up something more sophisticated than Cheerios? I think I would have been okay with strawberries and champagne. I would have even been okay with honey or flan.
I'll take flan.
Or KG could have just said she was finger-licking good. Did he really have to sexualize a bowl of cereal like that?
Secondly, it's obvious that this was a blatant attempt on KG's part to get in Melo's head. He is, after all, the Knicks top scorer. But I guess like those, 'your mama' taunts on the playground Melo reacted emotionally rather than shutting up KG on the score board.
Whether this is true or not, I don't know. I figured there was more to it being trash talk when Melo just wouldn't let it go. But if (and that's a big if) there is any truth to this and KG does know what Lala Anthony tastes like, I can't say I'm mad at her. Sometimes a man needs have that shoe put on his foot to have him reevaluate some of his ways...
Either way, this news has provided me with the laugh I was so desperately needing.